Sunday, April 09, 2006

QEK Quotes

Our first contributor, the late River Phoenix

"It still strikes me as strange that anyone can have any moral objection to someone
else's sexuality. It's like telling someone else how to clean their house."-River Phoenix

"Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love."-Woody Allen

"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. "-Drew Carey

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."-The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LA

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having
allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's
the problem?" -Dustin Hoffman

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." - Camille Paglia

"If most men and women were forced to rely upon physical charm to attract lovers,
their sexual lives would be not only meager but in a youth-worshiping country like
America, painfully brief. " - Gore Vidal

"During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else." -Richard Lewis

"Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're
going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and
you should save it for someone you love."-Butch Hancock

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