Cold Showers & Cold Reality!

Since returning to Korea I'm finding it very difficult to settle into
the routine of everyday life both on a work and personal front. To
make matters worse, the temperature is plummeting as ROK plunges
into the "brass monkey" lows of winter. In addition, my boiler has
decided that it's not going to be forthcoming with water anything
above barely luke warm which after a shower renders my "crown
jewels" (thanks Don) slightly less than at peak condition!

I suppose this is pay back time for the months I spent in South
East Asia as an idle bum. Oh how I long for the days of Thai
massage, idillyic beaches, draft Chang and cute men................